Swag bio for Instagram

Living my dreams.
WiFi + food + my bed = PERFECTION.
Don’t like me? Don’t care.
Bad decisions make for the best stories.
Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
I smile because I have no idea what is going on anymore.
Naturally and artificially flavored.
God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height.
Acting like summer & walking like rain.
A Nomad in search of the perfect burger.
Never forget, the world is yours. Terms and conditions may apply.
I wanna be different just like everyone else.
I can resist everything except temptation.
My blood is made of coffee.
Maybe I’m born with it.
It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.
You can’t make everybody happy, you aren’t a jar of Nutella.
My only real long term goal is to end up on Ellen’s show.
Give me the chocolate and nobody will get hurt.
The future is shaped by your dreams. Stop wasting time and go to sleep!
This is my simple Coffee dependent life.
I need 6 months of vacation twice a year.
All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.
If you fall, worry not. The floor will be there.
I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.
I don’t look like this in real life.
Taking naps is so childish, I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.
Ugg life.
It’s never too late to be who you might have been.
Savage attitude but a golden heart.
Make peace with your broken pieces.
Why blend in when you born to stand out.
I’m jealous of my parents,
I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
I have to be funny because being hot just isn’t an option for me at this point.
God bless this hot mess!
Where the heck am I? How did I get here?
Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I was not born for mediocre.
Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
Living vicariously through myself.
You’re just jealous cuz I got swag.
Good girl with a good playlist.
Don’t try to change me.
Stay a mystery, it attracts more curious people.
Forgive? Yes. Forget? Never.
I get it from my mama.
Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.
A coconut a day keeps the doctor away.
Swag bio for Instagram Swag bio for Instagram Reviewed by RK on June 11, 2021 Rating: 5

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