Slay quotes for Instagram Bio

“Be strong,” I whisper to my WiFi signal.
Chocolate never asks me any questions, chocolate understands me.
Recovering from donuts addiction.
A preview of my life. This is not the whole movie. 
P.S.: if you wanna get behind the scenes just head to my stories.
Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays. The photos might help.
The hardest thing I ever tried is being normal.
I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.
I woke up and… posted this.
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
Here to serve… The cat overlord.
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Life is short… smile while you still have teeth.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
A caffeine dependent life form.
I always prefer my puns to be intended.
Life is too short to wear boring undies.
Being a fruit loop in a bowl of cheerios.
We’re all just molecules.
Be a pineapple:
Stand up straight,
wear a crown 
and always be sweet on the inside.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and sweatpants.
I hope one day I will love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.
I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am anyway.
We are born naked, hungry and wet. Then things just get worse.
One of the few people on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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