Qualities of Sardar

How Can You Be Sure Someone Is A Sardar?
  • Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
  • Tries to drown a fish in water.
  • Trips over a cordless phone.
  • Thinks socialism means partying.
  • Studies for a blood test and fails.
  • Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
  • Puts lipstick on his forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
  • Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
  • At the bottom of the application form where it says: "Sign Here", he puts 'Scorpio'.
  • Sells the car for gas money.
  • Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
  • Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
  • Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
Qualities of Sardar Qualities of Sardar Reviewed by RK on June 14, 2021 Rating: 5

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