Phillip-Elizabeth

There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house.

The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims

before I kill them, what is your name?"

"My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied.

The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."

The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?"

"My name's Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth."
Phillip-Elizabeth Phillip-Elizabeth Reviewed by RK on June 01, 2021 Rating: 5

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