Perfect Clubhouse Bio

I can resist everything except temptation.
Never forget, the world is yours. Terms and conditions may apply.
I wanna be different just like everyone else.
A Nomad in search of the perfect burger.
Acting like summer & walking like rain.
God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height.
Naturally and artificially flavored.
I smile because I have no idea what is going on anymore.
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.
Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
Bad decisions make for the best stories.
Don’t like me? Don’t care.
WiFi + food + my bed = PERFECTION.
Living my dreams.
Spreading love and happiness won’t be an uneasy task anyway.
I am no one to harm you. I’ll let karma fuck you.
My attitude is my approach.
Reality is wrong. The dream is real.
History is written by Survivors.
Perfect Clubhouse Bio Perfect Clubhouse Bio Reviewed by RK on June 11, 2021 Rating: 5

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