Best Short Isaac Newton Jokes

What is Isaac Newton's favorite TV show?
Gravity Falls

When I was a little kid my father told me that I'm gonna be like Isaac Newton
How the fuck did he know that I'm gonna die virgin?

Given Isaac Newton's links to the slave trade,
perhaps we ought to abolish gravity.
It would be a weight off his shoulders.


Best Short Isaac Newton Jokes Best Short Isaac Newton Jokes Reviewed by RK on June 18, 2021 Rating: 5

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