**Everyone loves a good pun! They make people laugh, they make people smile, and if they're really good, they might even make people groan! With that in mind, we thought we'd give you a few math jokes to make the mathematician in your life smile! (Note: the mathematician in your life will probably also groan at a couple of these as well)**

My laziness is like the number 8. Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.

Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10.

Why couldn't the number stay still?

It was a Roamin' Numeral!

Why shouldn't you talk to zero?

Why shouldn't you talk to zero?

It's pointless!

But why shouldn't you talk to pi?

But why shouldn't you talk to pi?

It will just go on forever!

If you ever need help with something, don't ask an obtuse triangle.

If you ever need help with something, don't ask an obtuse triangle.

It will never be right!

Did you see the math professors with the graph paper?

They must be plotting something!

We know 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, but why did 7 eat 9?

Did you see the math professors with the graph paper?

They must be plotting something!

We know 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, but why did 7 eat 9?

You're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

How do mathematicians travel short distances?

How do mathematicians travel short distances?

They take a Rhom-bus!

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

Stand in the corner - they're always 90 degrees!

How do mathematicians travel long distances?

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

Stand in the corner - they're always 90 degrees!

How do mathematicians travel long distances?

They take an x-y plane!

Why are math lectures so long?

The teachers like going on tangents!

Did you hear about the retired calculus teacher?

He's doing alright - just having some trouble dealing with the aftermath.

Why are math lectures so long?

The teachers like going on tangents!

Did you hear about the retired calculus teacher?

He's doing alright - just having some trouble dealing with the aftermath.

What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?

Use acute angle.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

Why do math teachers love parks so much?

Because of all the natural logs.

Why was the math lecture so long?

The professor kept going off on a tangent.

Why are math books so darn depressing?

They’re literally filled with problems.

Where do mathematicians like to party?

In bar graphs.

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

His parents wouldn’t Cosine.

What do you call an angle that is adorable?

Acute angle.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Best Maths Jokes
Reviewed by RK
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June 09, 2021
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