Awesome Clubhouse Bios

Remember to always be yourself.
Everything has beauty but not everyone can see.
My mission in life is not merely to survive but thrive.
Good times and tan lines.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
First I drink the coffee. Then I do things.
Do you know what I like about people? Their dogs.
Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.
It wasn’t always easy but it’s worth it.
The best of me is yet to come.
If I was a writer I’d have a better Instagram bio quote.
Perseverance pays… a lot!
When dreams become reality.
I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Friends who slay together stay together.
These are the days we live for.
Being myself – Everyone else is taken.
A warrior in a world of warriors.
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
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God is really creative. I mean, just look at me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I named my iPod “Titanic.” It’s syncing now.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
I’m on Instagram, like you!
There will be no adulting today.
What did one snowman say to the other one? “Do you smell carrots?”
After Monday and Tuesday, every calendar says WTF.
Living vicariously through myself.
I’d tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
Life happens. Coffee helps.
I’m a glowstick – I had to break before I could shine.
My autobiography is this mess of pics.
I wanna be different just like everyone else.
No one’s life is as perfect as their Instagram feed
I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
Life is short so I’m smiling while I’ve still got all my teeth.
I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why
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