- Is your name Tanya? Cuz I’m gonna tan ya ass.
- Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
- I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
- I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
- Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70
- Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.
- Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. – They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch.
- Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue”
- What does tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes
- What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis? A penis
- What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file
- How is virginity like a soap bubble? One prick and it’s gone
- How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.
- How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
- What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
- I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
20 Best Sexual Offensive Jokes
Reviewed by RK
on
June 09, 2021
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