Computer Puns

Q: What did the spider do on the computer? 
A: Made a website! 

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime? 
A: Had a byte! 

Q: What does a baby computer call his father? 
A: Data! 

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing? 
A: It had a virus! 

Q: What is a computer virus? 
A: A terminal illness! 

Q: Why was the computer cold? 
A: It left it's Windows open! 

Q: Why was there a bug in the computer? 
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat? 

Q: Why did the computer squeak? 
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse! 

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard? 
A: A screensaver! 

Q: Where do all the cool mice live? 
A: In their mousepads 

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? 
A: Lots of memory!
Computer Puns Computer Puns Reviewed by RK on May 31, 2021 Rating: 5

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